WHAT IS THE NUT BUTTON: C’mon man, seriously? It’s the most useful (or useless, depending on your power level) sound toy since… ever. Seriously, this is the most useful gadget ever created. If you don’t know what to get your wife’s boyfriend this holiday season – you just found the perfect easy gift. We both know that things haven’t been the same between you two since last year’s office Christmas party, but if you get him this, she’ll finally treat you like the man you used to be.
WHO IS THIS FOR: The Nut Button is for anyone who laughs at dumb jokes. If you were above the age of 8 making deez nuts jokes to random men, you will probably find The Nut Button to be hype and cool. If you still hear the voice of your math teacher yelling at you to get your head off of the desk, then this is the white elephant gift for you. By the way man, you’re not annoying or stupid, you just have undiagnosed ADHD or some bullshit like that (can I say bullshit? If not, that’s BS).
WHY SHOULD I BUY THIS: First off, it’s less than $20 and funny. There is way worse stuff to spend twenty bucks on. If you still go to sleep with your red anime body pillow by your side (tfw no qt waifu), then you should add this button to your wishlist immediately. Any serious memes enthusiast knows the significance of this buzzer toy on the historical meme index. The Nut Button has been often imitated, never duplicated, and that’s on the dead homies.